This journal is alive

I wish twitter would just suck my dick and die.

If I had one I'd post that to it.

lmfao. Some dude in a big van just stopped in the middle of the road.. and the passenger got out, took some fucking long metal pole thing in the front garden of the house next door and put it in the van and they drove off.

what's the world coming to when you can't leave your useless metal poles out in the open without getting jacked

Wherever I've been, whatever I've worn, I've never actually been this cold IN MY LIFE.

Just walking into the kitchen is like walking into a human sized freezer. Naked. And bald.


Oh.

So it's 2009.

wtf.


I've been told I should get good luck this year since this is the year of the cow, and I am infact, a cow. Quite pleased for that really.

My friend list is full of fucking shit most of it's pretty disgusting, but it's too funny to not read or delete. Especially when considering who the words are coming from. Do you people actually read what you're posting? fucking hell D:<

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And don't even get me started on the communities. But they're even funnier so I can't leave them...

The kind of reaction to most things is like WHAT THE FUCK and then it's like OH MY GOSH and then it kinda becomes NO. And then the joy kicks in.

hmm.. with this kind of indecisive love/hate..or should I say lol/hate...what to do..

I guess my aim should become to get at least 50% of my list to delete me by the end of the year lmfao

EVERYTHING = FAIL.

THE WORLD = CONSISTENT FAIL.


This is the first public post I've made in a long time. Because it includes all the people I don't know too XDD


edit - the word sounds so weird now. F-A-I-L. How fucking weird?
EVEN THE WORD FAILS OH GOD

A public post for this reason ---> http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=tzAISeza1I0&search=aya%20matsuura

please tell me wtf. No, I'm actually asking..